The english help guide :)

So after navigating this site as foreigner, both for personal and some esteemed clients, I wanted to add a bit of clarity to assist others with similar circumstances.. :) First, a bit of translation for a few common phrases you might see and what they actually mean…No, google does not help on this

dosnus tikri vyrai- Good looking guy with lots of money
dzentelmenu- Someone who can hold a conversation longer than 2 minutes
Tik rimti ir dosnūs- A organized guy with a concrete time table down to the minute—and rich
Domina tik rimti pasiulymai- Kinda like the “Buy it Now” feature on Ebay.
dosnu dzentelmena- This is my favorite…it means rich and stupid
Laukiu pasiulymu- This is like formulating a commercial pro-forma invoice…be specific

Now, for those of you who are confused on how and why this happens…Its micro economics…most of the women do not (unfortunately) have an over active libido. Economic circumstances, for whatever reason (no judgement here) justify the means. With that said, we (being the cave men that we are) have developed a new market of “if I can get this……., then I will…maybe” So hopefully that sheds a bit of light to the above translations :)

Second, writing anyone in english….good luck. I know its not fair…speaking the language is hard…but writing…oh good god… So for this, be prepared to ask a friend…However, I know you will want to be polite and nice…and your Lithuanian male friend is Not going agree with you on how to write. He will suggest writing your maximum budget..what is your realistic time frame…Negotiating….and of course suggesting mass messaging marketing over quality….Balancing price vs time.

Oh, and please….if you, like myself…start giving the meeting quality like minded people speech. Be prepared for the utterly confused look…and the possible statement of go drink some samagonas and buy a dog..